Patriot Blues Part 1....

See folks, real life is alot like the movies. Remember Varsity Blues? That movie about the West Texas football team that was led by a vindictive evil coach, also had the superstar quarterback with the hot girlfirend who just happened to get hurt. Yeah, and then the backup comes out of nowhere to become the star of the team. Turns out, thats how its working in New England these days....

In America we have laws.
Laws against killing. Laws against stealing.
It's accepted that, as a member of society, you will live by these laws.
In Foxborough, Massachusetts, there's another society that has its own laws.
Football is a way of life.

Coach Belichick: (at Pep Rally) Tonight we play Kansas City. Tonight, we beat Kansas City. In my years of coaching in New England, I have brought three Super Bowls and four AFC Titles. Count them! And this year, with your support for this great team, I will bring number four. Go, Pats ! Go, Pats! Now I present to you our captain, Tom Brady. Let's hear it !


Tom Brady: (thunderous applause). Last night I was lying in bed, and I had a dream we were beating Kansas City by ten...but I woke up kinda sad (girls go awwww), cause I know we can beat Kansas City by way more than that.

Chiefs vs. Patriots

Commentators: Now you have Matt Cassell coming in, who hasnt started a game since high school. He was a backup to both Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart at USC. You have to wonder if this guy is even worth the charmin he wipes with....

(Cassell throws a touchdown to Moss)

Good Lord, Belichick pulls out another one. Where did this kid come from?

Matt Cassell: Holy shit!







Doctors: Looks like Brady is out for a year to year and a half. We removed a significant ammount of scar tissue.

Belichick: He never told me anything.

Cassell gives Giselle a ride to Wes Welkers party...

Giselle: So hows things with you and Lauren. Is there a future?? (changing clothes in car)

Matt: (trying not to look) Uh, yeah. I mean we are married. We've been together since college. How about you and Tom, you love eachother, right?

Giselle: Things change, Matt. Youre the starting quarterback now. I dont really want to think about it. Are you coming in?

Matt: No. I just need to clear my head, with Tom being all fucked up and all.

Giselle: You know, Matt, you dont always have to do the right thing.

Matt goes to see his wife, Lauren...

Lauren: Heard you played a great game tonight.

Matt: Yeah, it was strange.

Lauren: Strange being a god?

Matt: I dont know, I mean, we did win, you know?

Lauren: You want me to come out?

Matt: No, I think Im just going to walk around.


The following week, struggling with stardom, Matt visits Giselle...

Matt: Am I too late?

Giselle: No come on in!

Matt: Uh, nice house.

Giselle: Thanks, Its weird having you here.

Matt: Yeah I feel like Im doing something illegal.

Giselle: Not yet...Look at me Im a mess. Nobody ever sees me like this.

Matt: I think its the best Ive seen you look.

Giselle: Aww, youre so sweet, Matt. Im gonna go make us some ice cream sundaes. You want one?

Matt: Yeah sure.

Okay, I couldnt find a picture of Giselle in a whipped cream bikini, if I did Id have more readers...

Matt: I, uh I cant. Its just its you and theres Tom. I dont know if I love Lauren but I know I dont love you. What if Tom loves you?

Giselle: It was never about love, Matt. It was about getting out of New England. Now hes gonna have to stay here and coach JV football and manage Wal Mart. I just wanted to go with you.

Matt: Youll get out of New England. Youre smart enough to do that on your own.

Giselle: (sobs) Thanks.

The next day at Practice...

Wes Welker: Bitches are all just panty droppers. You give them percocet, two vicodins and a couple of beers and the panties just drop. Its very nice.

Matt Light: You think youll enjoy prison?

Wes Welker: I dont know.

Part 2 later this season.....